When my friend says she’s skipping dinner so she can fit into her wedding gown
and I’m just like…
ON A MONDAY:
ON A FRIDAY:
Expectation:
Reality:
Sometimes I find it hard to relate to people with low self esteem. That’s not to say that I don’t have my moments of feeling bad about myself or looking in the mirror and thinking I’m fat and/or ugly. But for the most part I know that I am not fat, and I am definitely not ugly. In fact, I am pretty awesome. I’m funny and caring and don’t get embarrassed easily and I’m honest and I don’t take myself to seriously and I’m pretty and funny and I know that any guy would be lucky to have me. I am an awesome girlfriend and an awesome friend. I am also an awesome chef and employee. I could go on and on. So to my lady friends. Shut up. You’re hot and awesome and funny and cool. Also if you thought you weren’t attractive you wouldn’t be taking so many pictures of yourself.